Aldi Shopper’s Toilet Paper Story Has The Internet Buzzing

Matthew Horwood/Getty Images By Maria Scinto/June 30, 2020 3:59 pm EST

Aldi shoppers, by and large, are a frugal lot. After all, they know enough to shop at a grocer that offers always-low prices on the usual range of staples (meat, milk, etc.) as well as even bigger savings on their own house-branded items including cereals and, yes, toilet paper. Even Aldi, however, hasn’t been immune from shortages of the latter product due to panic-buying and disruptions in the supply chain.

One Aldi shopper in Perth, Western Australia, however, stunned the internet when he shared on the private Aldi Fans Australia Facebook group that for him, running out of toilet paper was unlikely to be a concern, at least not until 2025. Why is that? Did he stock up and buy an entire pallet? No, amazing as it may seem, this man, who was identified by Australia’s 7 News only as Jacob, stated: “I have purchased one pack of 24 rolls in the last five years and no intentions to buy any for next five years.”

Aldi Shopper’s Toilet Paper Story Has The Internet Buzzing

Matthew Horwood/Getty Images

By Maria Scinto/June 30, 2020 3:59 pm EST

Aldi shoppers, by and large, are a frugal lot. After all, they know enough to shop at a grocer that offers always-low prices on the usual range of staples (meat, milk, etc.) as well as even bigger savings on their own house-branded items including cereals and, yes, toilet paper. Even Aldi, however, hasn’t been immune from shortages of the latter product due to panic-buying and disruptions in the supply chain.

One Aldi shopper in Perth, Western Australia, however, stunned the internet when he shared on the private Aldi Fans Australia Facebook group that for him, running out of toilet paper was unlikely to be a concern, at least not until 2025. Why is that? Did he stock up and buy an entire pallet? No, amazing as it may seem, this man, who was identified by Australia’s 7 News only as Jacob, stated: “I have purchased one pack of 24 rolls in the last five years and no intentions to buy any for next five years.”

One Aldi shopper in Perth, Western Australia, however, stunned the internet when he shared on the private Aldi Fans Australia Facebook group that for him, running out of toilet paper was unlikely to be a concern, at least not until 2025. Why is that? Did he stock up and buy an entire pallet? No, amazing as it may seem, this man, who was identified by Australia’s 7 News only as Jacob, stated: “I have purchased one pack of 24 rolls in the last five years and no intentions to buy any for next five years.”

How this shopper uses so little toilet paper

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No, no, and no. Jacob revealed toilet paper conservation secret, though sadly it’s a tip few of us can use. As he told the Facebook group, “Public toilet cleaning every two hours, so I use theirs. [It’s a] two-minute walk.” Must be nice, when here in the U.S. we often have to make do with port-a-potties, some of which seem never to have been cleaned at all, much less restocked with TP. Oh well, not all Aldi hacks can be as aspirational as all that. Still, the more frequently we run out of TP, the more often we’ll have to visit Aldi, and that’s never a bad thing.